Nov 02 2005

Scattiness day 2

category: short stories
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by 6pm I’d temporarily mislaid

  • Car-park that I’d put the car in
  • Laptop power cable

After finding my car and power cable,  while hurrying back to work,  I walked into a ceiling-to-ground glass wall.  Messy.  I left a trial of nose-blood all the way to the rest-rooms.  Suspect I’ll have a couple of black eyes tomorrow. 

An excuse to wear my Oakley sunglasses to hide my black eyes and walk into even more glass walls,  doh!

Meanwhile,  I missed my reminder for my lawyers appointment.  Arriving 30 minutes late as a thunderstorm took out the power so we had to sign and witness documents using a torch (US = flash-ligh).

For the person who found my blog using the search terms “tinkerbell nasty pictures“,  frankly,  that’s just way too naughty.

Imagine a 700 point scale of ’scattiness’ where

  • 1 = memory of a goldfish & the perceptual skills of a dead-ant.
  • 700 = high resolution digital quality reproduction & Tele-kinetic focus. 

In summary,  this week is on schedule to achieve a rating under 100…..

I’m not depressed,  I’m British

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