somnambulistic skills II
At approximately 2am this morning I answered my ringing phone. No-one there…. …at normal wake-up time I discovered a new text message on the phone.
There’s no doubt that I am a somnambulistically talented gal. I can make a cup of tea while asleep. That talent proved particularly handy when living with nocturnal Brits.
But there is a boundary to these extensive skills that includes
- reading.
- constructing coherent sentences.*
- typing T9 on a phone keypad.
- Yo-yo-ing*
* if you haven’t mastered it during wakefulness it’s a long-shot that you’ll show improvements when asleep.
W bemused-by-her-adorable-phone
