Cream Cheese = ‘Normal’ dreams
Third report of my cheese-dream intestigation.
Eating phase (Cream cheese supper):
3/6 nights produced dreams. Nothing vivid, lucid, outrageous. Nothing where the content is even worth reporting or ‘unpubishable-ing’.
3/6 nights. No dreams. Pah!
WonderWoman had a similar experience with ‘Laughing Cow’ cream cheese:
“Despite slavering Laughing cow onto several begals, I have no dreams to report whatsoever. <unpublishable caveat>”
Decontamination phase (no cream cheese supper): 1 night. 1 forgettable dream.
Rather like not eating a cheese supper at all. Pah!
Recommended for the unadventuous. I’m beginning to suspect that soft cheeses are just not dream-tastic.
The WhitePrince, who is experimenting with coloured emails, reported yesterday that after eating Edam:
I dreamt we were in your kitchen, each making his or her own breakfast and talking about <unpublishable>. You filled your French-style coffee bowl with frothy hot milk and I ate my weetabix from a large white cutlery tray. You were displeased when I accidently put sugar on top of your frothy milk.