Jan 01 2006

photo’ and driving

category: on the road

This may have been taken balancing a camera on a steering wheel driving across the impressive 4.1 mile Astoria-Megler bridge.

More impressive photographs and details about:  Astoria-Megler Bridge

Jan 01 2006

click click click

category: female condition

…whisper…   …whisper…  …whisper…

…CLICK… …CLICK… …CLICK…

Warning:  stilettos are 7 times too NOISY for sparsely populated art galleries with hard wood floors like Frye’s art museum.  I can confirm that American art lovers can produce ‘disapproving looks’ of Paddington bear proportions.

Jan 01 2006

Happy New Year. An(nu)al review

category: short stories
 
Thisyear’s highs were perfectly sized, superbly-slippy, synchronously timed, tantalisingly touched, tasty and earth-movingly YEAAARRSSSSssss GOOOoood….  I lurrrrve them,  want to internationally patent them. Again PLEASE.
 
The lows were menstruatingly, face-in-a-guano-filled-muddy-puddle, rape-seed-pollen-soaked-worm up your nostril, posionous tree-frog down your throat, pukingly SHITE, SHITE, SHITE. I hate them, want to bury them honey-covered in a fire-ants nest.  OUCH, OUCH, no more PLEASE.
 
 
Not a ‘typical’ year. 
 
 
DraftNewYearsResolutions
#1 fixthegoddamspacebaronthiscomputerbeforeIdevelopRSI.
#2 learn somemore colourful insults toavoid slipping into mediocre-insult-skills.
#3 arrangemore sleepoverpyjammatypethangs
#4 more patentable highs
#5 atleast 5more unpublishable resolutions in fermentation
 
gott nytt år
 
 

 

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