Jan 24 2006

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category: short stories
I’m an Alien.
 
The Department of Homeland Security in Tukwilla wants to take my  fingerprints in February for the 3rd time.  
Do they think I change my fingerprints? 
Do they loose my fingerprints?  Should I get a receipt? 
 
 
From my Jan 2005 visit:

DHS: Mrs.  House what was your name before you got married?”

ME:  “I’ve never married,  House has always been my name”

DHS: “oh,  I’m sorry”

ME:  “that’s ok,  I’m not”

 Wendy




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