Jan 29 2006
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Pickles: <looking directly at Wendy’s boobs> “I’m not a big boob man, those are quite big“
Wendy: “they’re ‘B’ the rest is mainly bra-padding to keep them warm”
Pickles: <looks relieved>
A date called Pickles? A quick glance in his fridge revealed a door almost exclusively filled with A LOT of bottled ketchup-style sauces, a home made curry and a big US style pickle jar, full gherkins.
After minimum instruction he’s mastered making a decent cup of PG tips using a pyramid bag, mug, water, microwave and milk. We had to make an excursion to a shop for the milk. UK people should note that several USians who have risked inviting me into their homes didn’t have
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stove-top kettles (they use coffee machines)
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milk in thier fridge (because they use cream in their coffee)
Since arriving in the US I’ve learned to carry emergency teabags and improvise on the kettle. I haven’t found a milk solution other than going to the shop.
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