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Excel told me to do it

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This psychic chart says that I will buy a new laptop in the 3rd week of March after a tax rebate.   It predicts I will be happy and not worry about maintaining a terminal-Tinkerbell.

Excel spreadsheet says buy a laptop

It’s amazing how clever Excel is at telling us the way things will be.  

I call it the ‘Excel Oracle Effect” (eOe).     Excel has predicted that I will be using it  to solve  73% of the tricky questions in my life.    The first 9% of these will be covered in the  next project:    a  ‘boyfriend application generation and classification’  chart.    

Pie chart or Scattergram?   What do you think?

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4 bits of lovely banter on “Excel told me to do it”

  1. theCultFigurine writes:
    March 7th, 2006

    I love it! Excel definitely needs a “magic 8-ball” type of function.

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  2. Anne writes:
    March 7th, 2006

    Hahaha, I love Excel. It runs my life, too.

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  3. Fizzz writes:
    March 7th, 2006

    That’s so sad… I believe in Tinkerbell. How old is she now?

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  4. Mr. Fancypants writes:
    March 7th, 2006

    Oo, Ooo, oo. Piechart!!! so visually satisfying.

    Nooo, wait, Scattergram, because then I can see the data points.

    Oh, I miss data. Law can be so boring somedays. Not like watching a gelatin solidify or watching DNA separate in the gel. Aaah, data.

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