Mar 17 2006
pre-emptive attack
Fictional* conversation between 2 6yr olds:
Pat: OW! why d’you kick me this time? (tearfully wipping away a trace of blood)
Sam: Chris said you said you don’t like me and someone put dog-poop in my locker and you’ve got a dog and you are wearing big kicking boots and I thought you might kick me with them if I didn’t break your kicking leg first (takes breath) I’ve got some iodine and sticking plaster you can put on that wound.
Pat: PSYCHO-BULLY!** You are crazy. You talk wierd. (calls out to friends while Sam squirts the iodine) Watch out for Psycho-Bully-Sam…
* any similarity to actual persons or events is purely coincidental or unintentionally based on my subconscious psychic powers.
** not to be confused with the music genre PsyhcoBilly. ‘Pre-emptive attack’ would be an excellent name for a Psychobilly band….
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