May 13 2006
wanted: mom replacement
5 ‘winks’ were waiting in my inbox, from the online dating service tonight. About 500% my normal daily dosage of ‘winks’. Has the impending US Mom’s day prompted the feeling of a need to find a mommy replacement?
Synopsis of their dating profiles:
- jb3318: 52yrs. Lives in Washington State. Lenghty profile fits my sterotype of an elderly retired ‘gentleman’.
- badknee: 46yrs. Lives in Washington State. Opening sentence is “well this is the hard part” the rest is evidence of quite how hard he found it.
- rik777rio: 48yrs. Lives in Montana. Describes himself as a ‘real man’. Lenghty profile. No evidence of humour.
- Greatlover424: 43. Lives in Indiana. 4 sentence profile. Every sentence starts with a lower-case “i”
- Farel931: 45yrs. Lives in New York, start’s with the ever popular opener “It’s hard to describe oneself…” , then demonstrates how hard it was.
I need to update my profile to reduce unsuitable and increase suitable approaches. What would you suggest I include and exclude from it?
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