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wendy:   I don’t think these jeans fit me or look good,   what do you think?

frendy: they make you look like a soccer mom

wendy:   uuuuRRRRGGGGHHHHH,   I need help!

In a shop that sells jeans

assistant:   what sort of jeans do you like?

wendy: any that don’t make me look like a soccer mom.    What would you suggest?

assistant:   (giggles) what size are you?

wendy: I’ve got clothes that fit me in sizes 1, 2, 4, 6  and   28″ through 32″ waist

The assistant collects 4 pairs of jeans all 28″ waist.   ‘Waist’ makes me giggle because they are all hipsters.   None of them reach my waist.   They all fit me.   This assistant is good.    I’ve installed one pair in my wardrobe.

From soccer mom to hipster

From soccer mom to hipster

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2 bits of lovely banter on “clean install”

  1. Jen writes:
    May 14th, 2006

    Hopefully now that you’ve ditched the “mom” jeans for some super stylish modern fit jeans (love them, btw), maybe you’ll stop getting requests from those looking for a “mom” replacement. Happy “Mother’s” Day to you! *wink*

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  2. Kate writes:
    May 16th, 2006

    can’t really comment until I’ve seen a twirl (the backside) and how you WALK in them. Nice try ;-)

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