wendy: I don’t think these jeans fit me or look good, what do you think?
frendy: they make you look like a soccer mom
wendy: uuuuRRRRGGGGHHHHH, I need help!
In a shop that sells jeans
assistant: what sort of jeans do you like?
wendy: any that don’t make me look like a soccer mom. What would you suggest?
assistant: (giggles) what size are you?
wendy: I’ve got clothes that fit me in sizes 1, 2, 4, 6 and 28″ through 32″ waist
The assistant collects 4 pairs of jeans all 28″ waist. ‘Waist’ makes me giggle because they are all hipsters. None of them reach my waist. They all fit me. This assistant is good. I’ve installed one pair in my wardrobe.
From soccer mom to hipster