Excel explains: popular people
a careful inspection of the chart below reveals some spectacular truths. For example:
- Jenn (Piehole) is on track to become like Raymond (oldnewthing). They both have very shiny black hair and tanned complections. I’d never realised this similarity until Excel pointed it out to me, but its undeniably true.
- I am going to have to turn into Jen (quarterlife crisis) before I can make headway on being as popular as Jenn. Jen and I both have fair skin and wear jeans. It’s striking how Excel can spot these similarities and show you the way.
I’m planning to keep consulting with Excel to improve my general popularity level, eventually becoming like Raymond. My next move is to get a good tan and maybe some contact lenses to make my eye’s brown.
note: edited to adjust the number of n’s in Jen because I got it COMPLETELY wrong