Jul 01 2006

Portugal England (World Cup quarter final)

category: Englishness

Full time score:  Portugal 0 England 0

Overtime score:  Portugal 0 England 0

Penalty Kick-off

Portugal scored their first penalty.  England first penalty was saved.  That’s when I started crying.  Portugal’s second penalty saved.  England’s second penalty scored,  and I stopped crying.  Portugal’s 3rd penalty saved,  England’s third penalty saved.  Portugal’s 4th penalty scored.  England’s forth penalty saved. Portugal’s 5th penalty scored….   game over.  Portugal 3 England 1    Much blubbing.   The Portugese goal keeper, Ricardo,  was named man of the match.  Clearly a good decision since the game was won on goal kicks and he saved 3/4 shots from England players.

The England squad was missing experienced, strong, forward players;  Playing most of the game with 10 rather than 11 players.  

  • Rooney off in the first half (red card).  We could do without bad tempered players taking the team one man down.  
  • Beckham off in the first half (injury), 
  • Owen so far off he never started the game because he’s back in the UK (injury).  

The England players on the pitch did an extremely good job,  just not outstanding enough to be worthy of a World Cup semi-final. 


Jul 01 2006

malparit

category: miss interpreted
scribble tags:

born badly (Catalan.  An insult)

provided translation note: Very used when people gets hungry whith others

(this post was bought to you by Eyan,  our Barcelonian correspondent.  I suspect Eyan saw through the provided translation note….)


Jul 01 2006

choc-monella

Oh my!

If England loose to Portugal tomorrow drowning my sorrows in a fabulous Cadbury’s chocolate bar is not really an option.  Having a beer is also looking like a dodgy option.

What-ever the outcome we don’t face Argentinia.  Phew.  We had a nasty little ‘war’ with them over ‘the falklands’ in 1982,  lost our place in the 1986 World cup to them when Diego Maradona scored a goal with his HAND (illegal) and the goal was allowed.

what’s a girl supposed to do if we loose?   I’m just not prepared.  Condoms won’t work in this context.  We’ll have to win :-)




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