I anticipate this will be the first post in a rather lengthy Wednesday series of “why wendy’s single”
Reason # 1: Hat fetishist
Date: getting used to the hats will take some time (provides a solemn looking frown)
Wendy: life’s tough, I have every confidence in your being able to cope with the hats (is he serious or is that dry wit?)
Date: I think my son will like you but it will take time for him to get used to the hats and the nose stud
Wendy: family trait?
Later? There wasn’t any later. People who spend time angsting about my wearing hats have an unhealthily distroportionate sense of what is worth angsting over….