capable cookie

Second in a potentially lengthy Wednesday series of “why wendy’s single“.

Reason #

hat fetishist
capable cookie

Capable Cookie evidence: Wendy can do all of these things without the aid of a boyfriend, safety net, ice-cream or drugs

climb a ladder (e.g. paint, rescue kitties from trees)
basic motor maintenance (e.g. change tyres, oil, spark-plugs)
geeky computery things (e.g. change a laptop hard drive, set-up a home network)
avoid extensive personal grooming (e.g. can live without a comb, iron, make-up, nail file)
endlessly entertain myself (e.g. see blog content for main topics)
maintain a career (e.g. do and say stuff that makes me look and sound like an adult)
balance my budget. (e.g. only financial debt is my mortgage)
naughty stuff (e.g. unpublishable)

I suspect this is both a potential blocker and, for the right lad, a necessary pre-requisite to successful dating

What do you think?

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Andy writes:
August 2nd, 2006
“and, for the right lad, a necessary pre-requisite to successful dating”

I think I would order them as follows for me. Others taste may vary.

Nice to have:
climb a ladder
basic motor maintenance
geeky computery things
naughty stuff ( not a pre-requisite but definitely fun to watch )

Must have:
maintain a career (e.g. do and say stuff that makes me look and sound like an adult) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avoid extensive personal grooming
balance my budget
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Hardware Junkie writes:
August 2nd, 2006
Women in the current day and age are more capable than ever before.
Personally, I find the more capable they are, the less I have to worry about picking up after them. Lower maintenance == better. This does NOT mean you can toss your personal grooming aids however.
Some Men may be threatened by your capable-ness, but feh! you don’t want those anyway.

The hats though…
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Mr. Fancypants writes:
August 4th, 2006
Well, now I see the difficulty. Anyone who’s capable of all that, esp. climb a ladder and endlessly entertain yourself without the aid of drugs is highly suspect and generally assumed to be a threat to society in general.
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Mr. Fancypants writes:
August 4th, 2006
and I’m an idiot for being so repetitively repetitive
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Kate (not the puddle one) writes:
August 8th, 2006
a decent hat can cover the need for a comb and make-up

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