Aug 29 2006

soul mining showers

Mining:  turn of the century miners needed powerful water-pressure to blast the grime out of all known and unknown orifices. knock-you-over, spray-everything in the room, water-jets produce a numbing, heavenly, massage that pummels dead surface skin from your body and down the plug-hole.  It’s the kind of shower you take when you’re actually clean for the sheer pleasure of it.  These showers covered three states:

  • Idaho (Silver) 
  • Montana (copper, silver, gold, zinc, lead, manganese, cadmium, bismuth, selenium) 
  • Black hills of South Dakota (Silver, Gold,  Gems)

In blast-you-away soul cleansing priority order these were our top shower experiences:

Cowboy: As we moved into the flatlands of the high plains showers lost their skin-stripping power becoming merely powerful.  Shower spray lost some breadth.  Still superior to the average city shower they surely worked to strip the dust and pollen from a cowboy’s thighs.  This thought alone inspired a sufficiently pleasant experience to keep me lingering in the shower beyond mere physical cleanliness.

Trucking:  these showers are located in low-cost motels placed by the Interstate in areas that are not set-up to blast miners clean or strip the dust from cowboys.  Sweat removing showers.  They are pleasant.  A good shower in a city normally meets trucking shower quality.

Tourist: got some mucky children?  Then just chuck them in this nice little shower with a pretend-bath at the bottom and use our pretty motel supplied soap to foam-up and splish-splash away the dirt.  A basic satisficing experience.  All the sensual pleasure replaced by eye-candy accessories.

Toy:  now these showers in a gas-station restroom baffled the socks off me.  They were only good for washing feet,  or maybe they are b-day’s?  Waste of space unless you’ve got smelly feet or a squitty bum.

 shorty by the door

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