Aug 30 2006

tiny trichomes

tag: why wendy's single

sixth in a not-to-be-sniffed-at,  profoundly serious, Wednesday series of “why wendy’s single“. 

Reason # 6:  tiny trichomes (short hair)

A 6 year visual survey of women in the US shows a noticably higher proportion have ‘long’ hair than those in the UK.  When asked,  US boys unanimously prefer long, to short, hair.  When I sported a stylish ‘buzz cut’ people actually made passes at me.  Women people.  Obviously women with taste.  It appears that short hair in females is taken as an indicator of homosexuality in the USA.  A substantial proportion of UK men find short haircuts on females attractive. 

Previously established reasons:

  1. hat fetishist 
  2. capable cookie
  3. petite pool
  4. indolence
  5. talks bollocks

 

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