Sep 25 2006
review ratings
Ever wondered what Wendy review ratings really mean? You need wonder no more. Rating system explained:
Don’t touch this, lest it be contagious or induce severe fits followed by sudden brain death
No. It’s just wrong, so wrong. Turn around an walk away before anything valuable like sanity or toothbrush gets broken
Thow the phone down. Icky, icky, icky, could prompt a minor tantrum involving some small hand-held household item hitting the floor with a little more speed then naturally supplied by gravity
Wince making. What were they thinking? Walk away now
Why? Even lashings of tea and biscuits couldn’t make this work
Mining required. Get your spade out, if you are prepared to put the effort into digging for it you’ll find some virtue buried somewhere in this
Darn good. Like a pint of well kept real Ale from a cask in good company, or a Sunday morning reading a broadsheet in bed with the fluff-balls snoring nearby
Lovelly. Simply world class talent. Easily recommended and probably even remembered, which given my scattiness is a major achievement
Gorgeous. Oh! that was good for me. Expect this review to include a bit of gushing because the work has genius potential
Hero Worship. Realised genius, lets do it again, and again, and again. There’s a stong risk that Wendy’s planning a proposal.
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