going potty

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eleventh in a slightly bonkers (potty)  series of  Thursday posts about taking tiffin with (black) tea  in the NW USA.

Thursday Tiffin #11: going potty

Lets take a moment to compare and contrast tea-taking  experience  in an American cafe diner with tea in an English cafe bar.   There are outstanding  specialist tea serving establishment in the  NW US,   we’ll cover these later.   This summary if focused on commonly available eating extablishments.  

In a NW American cafe you risk:

  • no fresh milk
  • an outrageously small  tea pot if they have one
  • only tea bags (not loose leaf tea)
  • only one or two types of black teas (multiple infusions) – Liptons and Early grey
  • hot not boiling water meeting the tea leaves
  • bought to your table by a smiling server

In and English cafe you risk:

  • a selection of teas (unlikely to have any fruit or herb infusions)
  • tea bags,   in some places they still serve loose  leaves.
  • Individual tea pots that pour well.    A variety of teapot sizes are normally available to suit your group size.

A pot for  4 please” is a reasonable request and normally catered for with a single pot of brewing tea for two  and a second pot of hot water to ‘top-up’ the brewing tea.

  • boiling water poured directly onto the leaves
  • fresh milk in an individual container,   tailored to the size of the tea party
  • a supplementary pot of hot water to top-up your pot as you drink the tea
  • no server
  • staff smiles severely rationed

Have I missed anything?   Take a look at a young happy Wendy bringing a pot of tea for two with a supplementary pot of hot water  to the Barcelonean prince (photographer) on a sunny summer afternoon  in ‘Hawkins’ an atmospheric Birmingham city cafe bar (1986)

 

Wendy brings pot of tea,  pot of hot water and two cups to her tea-taking companion

 

The whole NW USA cafe,   fast-food, reasonably priced eatery infrastructure does not support sharing tea.   This lack of infrastructure makes the experience more of a trial rather than a pleasure.  

Don’t go potty,   seriously consider  developing a taste for coffee, rather than Tea,  in the NW USA

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  1. theCultFigurine writes:

    That’s quite possibly the most AWESOME belt of all time!

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