May 30 2007

untechnical nails

tag: female condition, why wendy's single

forty-forth post in a Wednesday series detailing the technical basis of Wendy’s singleness.

Reason # 44:  untechnical nails

My nails do not protrude beyond the tips of fingers,  they are not coloured,  they are not technical.  If my eyes pause on a persons nails that protrude beyond the end of the finger I immediately guess that this person is

  • dexterous
  • not a brain surgeon
  • disabled
  • noisey, if using a keyboard
  • a woman

This advert arrived in the Wendy House to remind me that I can save 20% in my unceasing quest to achieve clean, professional, femaleness:

 

2 thoughts on “untechnical nails”

  1. Rob (published 11 comments) thinks:

    dexterous
    not a brain surgeon
    disabled
    noisey, if using a keyboard
    a woman
    + blues guitarist

  2. Igor (published 7 comments) thinks:

    Kudos for your natural nails.

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