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untechnical nails

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forty-forth post in a Wednesday series  detailing the technical basis of Wendy’s singleness.

Reason # 44:    untechnical nails

My nails do not protrude beyond the tips of fingers,   they are not coloured,   they are not technical.   If my eyes pause on a persons  nails that protrude beyond the end of the finger I immediately guess that this person is

  • dexterous
  • not a brain surgeon
  • disabled
  • noisey, if using a keyboard
  • a woman

This advert arrived in the Wendy House to remind me that I can save 20% in my unceasing quest to achieve clean, professional, femaleness:

 

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2 bits of lovely banter on “untechnical nails”

  1. Rob writes:
    May 31st, 2007

    dexterous
    not a brain surgeon
    disabled
    noisey, if using a keyboard
    a woman
    + blues guitarist

    [reply]

  2. Igor writes:
    July 5th, 2007

    Kudos for your natural nails.

    [reply]

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