Jul 30 2007
overheard near Microsoft campus*
person wearing Khaki Cargo pants walks by and I hear this fade-in then fade-away:
”…….so then I implemented the kill button which wasn’t that nice but it did the job, all the ants died……”
*I’m not here, there, really. I’m probably fidgetting on a plane flying over the Atlantic Ocean while the person behind me repeatedly knees me in back, the person next to me picks their nose whenever I look at them, the other person on the other side is silently flatulent. I used an automatic-doobry to hide that I’m not there, all not there, already completely GONE.
Gosh, I hope I’m OK.
overheard near Microsoft campus*


