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fifty-sixth in a Wednesday-series of posts  detailing the geographical causes of my singleness.

Reason # 56: Downtown

It has been pointed out to me that I am unlikely to meet cool happening cosmipolitan dudes while I do not live Downtown.   Where all the lights are bright.   Downtown.   Even Kevin Turvey recognised the value of going Downtown.

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  1. Stephen writes:

    I don’t know how I missed Rik Mayall as Kevin Turvey. I’ve seen just about everything he and Ade Edmondson have done. I’ll have to find it and take a look.

    Now, here’s a question for you: Are you single because, as you say, you don’t live downtown and therefore can’t meet the “cool happening cosmopolitan dudes” (or CHCD’s, in order to meet the Federal Brevity in Blog Posting Act requirements), or is it because you continue to want to date the downtown CHCD’s that you meet with less than successful results? Perhaps you should look for just Cool Happening Dudes, Happening Cosmopolitan Dudes, Cool Cosmopolitan Dudes or just Cool Happening Cosmopolitans?

    And just what defines “Cool Happening Cosmopolitan Dude?” Is it a lithe, hairless, under-170 lb body, no slacks with pleats in his closet, and that JBF look to the hair? Or is it more attitude than look? Or none of the above?



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