dreamy cheeses uncovered
While I was still under 5″6′ Mumzie would regularly remind me
“don’t eat cheese before you go to bed. It will give you a bad nights sleep and nightmares”
An informal survey of US people revealed that naught-out-of-three had been given similar advice by their Moms. Are US Moms unfamiliar with the dreamy properties of cheese or is dreamy cheese a myth? This post summarises my undercover research studies aimed at revealing the Wendy-dream-inducing characteristics of my favourite nibbles by eating them after 7pm for 7 nights in a week. Here’s the dirt so far:
- Normal dreams: Cream cheese, Stilton
- Forgettable dreams = Brie, Danish Blue
- Dream suppressant = Soft goats cheese, Edam, Chimay
- Exaggerating life dreams = Danish Blue, Havarti
- Dreams of social activites = Havarti
- Disrupted sleep = Stilton
Everytime I get the inclination to take another cheese under the covers I will update this blog post. You too can send me the outcomes of your undercover investigations and I’ll publish them here if you play by the official rules detailed in ’How to play dreamy cheese‘ and show due deference to UK cheeseboard research.
