Jul 30 2008
smells like tobacco
When the smell of car, smell of book, or smell of plastic just isn’t enough to please the peoplewho come within sniffing distance of your life.
When you long for the-day-after-a-night-in-the-pub smokey scent in your hair,
Try the new tobacco scented shower gel
you know it makes scents.
smells like tobacco
On my last trip to Redmond I had a rental car that smelled like this. I thought it was cheap and gross… now I know it was chic and stylish!
I’m amazed at how swift and viceral my reaction to this product was. Before the local smoking ban in clubs, going out to see a band also meant taking a shower at 2AM to cleanse myself of smoke-stink. The concept of this shampoo is actively revolting for me. Fascinating.
Why stop there? I feel a whole range of products coming on:
Yesterday’s Beer toothpaste
Urine Cocktail shoe treatment
Stale Sweat fabric conditioner
Assorted Bruises & Cuts skin cream
Crusty Sick Fabreze
(Non-UK – Fabreze is an odour spray for carpets and upholstery, but you might already know that.)
Brilliant!
Cat-fur confetti for the cat-lovers weddings
Fart-air-conditioner, make everyroom smell as sweet as your ‘bathroom’