alan’s tips
Words of wisdom from my outrageously expensive and handsome, former professional-brick-layer, young product-dispensing hairdresser:
treat your mum to a night in the Mallard suite at the Malmaison, it has a ground floor patio, an en-suite train-set and wooden sinks which look like you can pick them up and walk away with them
As usual, I’ll be taking Alan’s tip very seriously and following up on this gem of wisdom
