natural beauty without surgery

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Not natural,   arguably not beautiful and definitely  not with a feather as implied by the imagery in this advert.    According to this advert  natural beauty without surgery can be achieved  by the injection of long lasting stuff.   Surely this is an abuse of even the 1968  trade’s descriptions act?  

To achieve naturalness you need injections?!

If the woman pictured in this advert is an exemplar of naturalness you also need lots of product such as dark eye-shadow,   mascara, lipstic,  hair-dye, with some additional refinements in the form of eyebrow plucking,  dental adjustments and airbrushing.

Burn me as a witch for saying it, but I’d much rather wrinklefest without layers of product on my skin and hair however ‘unnatural’ that might be.

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4 bits of lovely banter on “natural beauty without surgery”

  1. Scarlet writes:

    She also looks as though she’s had a bit of a tussle with a box of ‘subtle shades’ L’Oreal hair dye . . .
    Sx

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  2. Kevin writes:

    Am I the only one wondering why a mannequin with an odd moustache is about to give a blow job to a snowman?

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  3. zac writes:

    Is this for real? It is at once sinister and comical. It looks like a teaser for Six Feet Under: remember those mock commercials for embalming products they used to have in the first series? Yikes.

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  4. :: Wendy :: writes:

    Scarlet, Certainly,especially if L’Oreal have a bizarre implementation of subtle.

    Kevin, you have brilliantly put your finger on a clear sub-plot to present people with role-models of girls as mere mannequins…a misguided analagy that can only end in tears all around.

    Zac, I stumbled on this advert in a National Saturday Tabloid while scoffing my hearty English Breakfast in a local transport cafe. She does indeed look ebalmed, scarier as an analogy than that of a mannequin…

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