alan’s tips

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Words of wisdom from my outrageously expensive  and  handsome, former professional-brick-layer, young product-dispensing hairdresser are temporarily on hold while I investigate cheaper less product-pushing alternatives.   This tip is bought to you courtesy of Lucia from the Philippines  in her own local family business salon:

keep your hair short in the winter

Before I could consider the merits of this tip,   Lucia had launched her scissors into the remnants of my mop which is now,   indeed,   short for the winter.

5 bits of lovely banter on “alan’s tips”

  1. paul g writes:

    Glad to see that correct recession/depression response is kicking in. (Maybe HE should go back to bicklaying)

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  2. zac writes:

    Maybe you should find a hairdresser who not only dispenses unsolicited advice but asks you what you want and then acts on your instructions.

    Please feel free to ignore my unsolicited advice.

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  3. Scarlet writes:

    Is Alan coming back? Anyhow, short hair is good under hats, so Lucia may have a point.
    Sx

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  4. stephen king writes:

    If you would like a number 2, 3 or 4 I have a razor and will provide
    you with a neat Shorn look. (‘Bah’ ‘Bah’)
    Well when I say ‘Provide’ or ‘Neat’ I mean subject to my own ‘Terms & Conditions’.
    Previous practice been no guarantee to future events.

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  5. Kevin writes:

    If you keep your hair long in the winter you won’t get the benefit when you get back inside.

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