guess what we’d like to sell you?

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Shop assistant (Sa):   have you got a [name] card?

Wendy:   No,   what type of card is it?

Sa:  Its like a Nectar card

Wendy:   I don’t know what a nectar card is,   what  type of card is it?

Sa: its like a Tesco’s card

Wendy:   I don’t know what a Tesco’s card is

Sa: raises eyebrows…

Wendy:  is it a customer loyalty card?

Sa: yes…

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  1. stephen king writes:

    Oh we like loyality cards, they tell us all about you. EPOS (Electronic point of sale) is very important to us. We can use it to offer you individualally selected goods that you WILL NEED>

    Oh the WWW has alot to answer for!

    Ones purse is full of loyality cards don’t you know!

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