oOoOh
chap: I have to smoke in bed, I wake up at 3am every morning regulalr as clockwork just to have a fag
wendy: oh (signifying: failure to segue effectively into another topic)
chap: I can’t give up, I have a fowl temper if I do (his hand is shaking as he scrunches his face while taking a long deep draw from his hand-rolled, warped, filterless cigarette)
wendy: oh (recalls him slamming doors, stamping his feet and throwing things all with a fag balanced in his mouth) I’ve locked myself out, got to go and pick-up my spare key.
chap: do you want a lift?
wendy: no, I’m alright (signifying: no way am I getting in a car with a chap demonstrating signs of emotional instability)
chap: where are you going?
wendy: not far, bye (signifying: no way am I letting this chap know where I store my spare house key)
November 8th, 2008
…and who wants to wake up at 3am every morning with a puffing chicken… I wouldn’t give him my keys either…
Sx
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November 8th, 2008
At 3am I can think of better things to do than polute my lungs. – Drink a cup of tea for example.
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November 9th, 2008
You *have* told him that you really live in Birmingham, haven’t you? Can’t be too safe!
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