bog standard excuses

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These reasons for not catching the bus to work have been cropping-up rather more frequently than I anticipated before moving to Reading:

  • The cat ate my homework.
  • I can’t get my computer to work.
  • Washing machine, drains, pipes, roof,  (replace with home-feature of choice) is broken and I have to wait for the repair-person.
  • Aliens have surrounded cemetery junction.
  • I’ve got a cold.
bog standard excuses
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3 bits of lovely banter on “bog standard excuses”

  1. Scarlet writes:

    …the plug for my iron fell in my tea…
    Sx

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  2. stephen king writes:

    I had to feed ‘Shanks Pony’

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  3. Kevin writes:

    “I was on leave that week”

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