Nov 25 2008
bog standard excuses
These reasons for not catching the bus to work have been cropping-up rather more frequently than I anticipated before moving to Reading:
- The cat ate my homework.
- I can’t get my computer to work.
- Washing machine, drains, pipes, roof, (replace with home-feature of choice) is broken and I have to wait for the repair-person.
- Aliens have surrounded cemetery junction.
- I’ve got a cold.
bog standard excuses
…the plug for my iron fell in my tea…
Sx
I had to feed ‘Shanks Pony’
“I was on leave that week”