alan’s tips

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Words of wisdom from a  specialist*.   This tip is bought to you courtesy of Dr. Wendy myself:

 

The makers of squeeze out of a bottle marmite have sacrificed the original flavour for a reduction in the viscosity levels that can rip the surface off your toast.

 

I haven’t worked out if I want spreadability or original flavour, currently I’m using the original unspread in clumps on my toast.

 

 

*  past tips provided by Alan the hairdresser.   Lucia the hairdresser, an anonymous  manicurist and Reading Police

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