alan’s tips

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Words of wisdom from a  specialist*.   This tip is about industrial strength white cotton bedding and is bought to you courtesy of the outstanding sales staff  in Frere Jacksons Linens and haberdashery department:

 

Iron them while they are damp because its impossible to get the creases out once they’re dry.

 

I don’t plan to follow this tip because Ironing is a theoretical concept I’ve not yet fully grasped.

 

*  past tips provided by Alan the hairdresser.   Lucia the hairdresser, an anonymous  manicurist and Reading Police

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