As a teenager, for empathetic reasons I had a soft spot for lanky skinny people with pale complections, outrageously large quiffs, and an inability to clearly articulate. People like me!
In 1981 Edward Tenpole, or â€˜Teddyâ€™ as I liked to call him, twitched and loudly mumbled in a video that could have been inspired by the fabulous sets and costumes of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I could loudly mumble along with this little ditty without even knowing what the lyrics were. Excellent.
Tenpole Tudor sang â€˜the swords of a thousand menâ€™