running out of change

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In the early 1980′s student’s didn’t have mobile phones.  

I lived in downtown Birmingham on the 18th floor of a towerblock full of students.   The towerblock  had one,    ONE,  public phone in the entrance way.   Always a long queue  and no soundproof surround.     I rarely phoned mumsie.   Only when I was near a phone booth that didn’t have half a dozen people queuing  to use it.   Normally this would be  in the early hours of the morning at gig’s.     I would use the change I had saved for the bus home to call mumzie.     She wasn’t always best-pleased by my sense of timing.   The calls went something like

Wendy:   Helllllloooooooo mumsie!

Mumsie: do you know what time it is?

Wendy: It’s TIME to call mumzie!

Mumsie:   Have you been drinking?

Wendy:   could well be!

Mumsie:   Oh Gwendolyn!   Are you eating properly?

Wendy:   Chips and curry sauce fresh, ahem,  from the van,   YUMMY!

Mumsie:   we worry about you darling

Wendy:   ARRRRR!   You’re so sweet,   there’s no need to worry mum,   I’m nearly all grown up but I’m fast running out of change…

beep-beep-beeep-beep-beep-beep

Mumsie:   goodnight dear, take care…

One such call happened  after listening to the live version of this little gem…

Spear of Destiny sing They’ll never take me alive

rate wendys scribble

4 bits of lovely banter on “running out of change”

  1. Scarlet writes:

    I sometimes wonder what my teenage years would have been like if I’d had access to a mobile phone. I’m sure I would have sent inappropriate texts. I’m quite pleased we didn’t have them.
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  2. Madame Defarge writes:

    Argh, sounds like too many calls to my husband these days. I was entirely sober at uni, at least in the eyes of my parents. I was very good at not having any change and avoided calls. Making up for lost time now though.

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  3. Kevin writes:

    Thank God we didn’t have mobiles when we were students! I still haven’t lived down what little I did tell them at the time.

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  4. Tim writes:

    You was lucky, when I was at college we sent messages home by carrier pigeon and I was lucky to get a reply because one man’s postman is another man’s Sunday dinner.

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