Smeggin style over substance

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Second in a seriess   of   Wednesday Wendy International Standards of Experience (WISE)  reports that  bring you the information on products and services that could affect your happiness and health.    

This pile of junk has wasted a lot of my time and money (user quote)

The Fab28 in not FAB (Wendy quote)

A recently published user review study gives preliminary indications that 1950′s style  Smeg Fridge    (FAB28)* is aesthetically pleasing, expensive  and functionally f******.   This Smeg fridge scored a severe health warning level of 26% on the Wendy International Standard for Experiences (WISE) because of its unreliable, expensive, breaking parts, poor support service and short life  that left people fridgeless and with water damage to their homes.     The score  scraped itw way  up to the depths of 26%  due to the branding, size  and visual styling that influenced users’ original purchase decision.

Study summary:

An expert Wendy (me) collected and  reviewed reports from SMEG fridge owners  then used the information  to complete the WES ©â„¢ questionnaire (below) by placing an X on the line in a position that  best summarised the user experiences  published  on product review websites:

Absolutely Fabulous

——————-X

Crappy

Cover-it-with-a-brown-bag ugly

——————X-

purrrrrrr-rity  

                                   Just what I need

——————X-

Don’t see why I’d want to use it

You’d have to pay ME to use it

X——————-

Take all my cash, and credit, NOW!

Squeeze, stroke, and lickable

——–X———-

Cooties, don’t touch IT!

Did I brake it or what?

X——————-

Works a treat                  

I can  use it first time

—–X————–

training-required nightmare

   Snore, Snore, Snore

—X—————-

Fun, Fun, Fun

Its  obvious what it was going to do

—————X—-

it was full of surprises

FAFFAUCEP score of 23/90 = 26%

Source product review websites:

  • Individual reviews on unbeatable.co.uk suggest that the compressors break,   the seals don’t work,   the shelves smash, it turns itself on and off,   it leaks, replacement parts are outrageously expensive.
  • Reviews at ‘the review centre’ are predominantly critical with a couple of pleased users.   The comments confirm expensive parts that are prone to breaking.   Buying a new door because the seals break, a frequently mentioned problem,  costs more than replacing the fridge.
  • Australian ‘product review’

Quotations:

  • it is without doubt the worst purchase I have ever made
  • I’ve had to replace the freezer door twice, and the plastic door compartments are also broken. Don’t buy it!
  • Less than 3 years since I bought this Smeg Fab28 fridge, it is heading to the tip.
  • thought it was cool (!) and looked nice but soon found out its a pile of crap that breaks regularly!
  • The seals on the main fridge collapsed within 3 months
  • I have to clean this fridge out more than we clean the car
  • I  have noise like small explosion coming from around the compressor area
  • fridge has frozen up at the rear, and it then decided to defrost all over the kitchen floor!
  • I have been plagued with problems such as the door seal going (you have to buy a whole new door at a cost of £300 plus labour to have this repaired!)
  • This pile of junk has wasted a lot of my time and money
  • One complete  positive review

* this review only covers the Fab28,   it cannot be generalised to other Smeg models.

2 bits of lovely banter on “Smeggin style over substance”

  1. scarlet writes:

    That’s okay then, I have have a different model…
    Sx

    [reply]

  2. scarlet writes:

    ‘have have’…. I’m obviously spluttering my indignation!!!
    Sx

    [reply]

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