alan’s tips

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Words of wisdom from  an almost stranger*.  in this case one of my neighbours when I was returning my front door key after I’d locked myself out for the 4th time since moving in:

 

Don’t put a spare door key in your garden under a plant-pot.   They’re always under plant pots…   …ours is.

 

I am following this advice,  and making regular trips round to my neighbours .  

 

 

*  past tips provided by Alan the hairdresser.   Lucia the hairdresser, an anonymous  manicurist, a Jackson’s sales assistant, a bus stop philanthropist, a mini salesman  and Reading Police

2 bits of lovely banter on “alan’s tips”

  1. Scarlet writes:

    Please tell me you made this up….?!
    Sx

    [reply]

  2. :: Wendy :: writes:

    Scarlet, it is ture that I do make-up things for this blog. Do readers know people who keep spare keys under plant pots in thier gardens?

    [reply]

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