Jul 14 2009
Helston locals
The locals on Helston bowling green persistently tried to get Spotty dog and myself to join them because they needed what they called ‘young-blood’ especially that of ladies. Spotty dog and myself managed to escape with all our own blood before the games ended
3 inspirational musings on Helston locals

You have to watch these vampire cricketers. Use the stumps as stakes if you get stuck.
have you packed your white plimsolls and dinky white hat?
…I played pitch ‘n putt…
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