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wasp shock

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Person At Party In Garden (PAPIG): is [chap] coming to the party?

Wendy:   I don’t know,   I think he might be out of the country,   he was in Australia on Monday

PAPIG:   is he YOUR man?

Wendy: (calmly spills drink over wasp while gatheirng composure)…no, he’s not my man…

PAPIG: I thought that was strange…   …I mean,   your man being out of the country

Wendy: Oh (signifying a brain-stall prompted by the assumption that I possess a man that is averse to leaving  the country)

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3 bits of lovely banter on “wasp shock”

  1. Morton Shadow writes:
    August 27th, 2009

    Didn’t the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant object to having drink poured over him, Wend…??

    ;)

    xxx
    Mort

    [reply]

  2. A.F. Harrold writes:
    August 27th, 2009

    How very peculiar.

    [reply]

  3. kevin writes:
    August 27th, 2009

    Perhaps it was a compliment: perhaps they couldn’t believe “your man” could stand to be away from you for any great length of time…

    [reply]

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