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attack rabbit

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British Gas sent a comedy duo round to deal with my Sparky sockets,  

The conversation quickly developed a morbid theme  

British Gas Electician (BGE):   things haven’t been the same since the rabbit died

Wendy: when did your rabbit die?

BGE: ’bout 6 months ago,    Dave kept the cats out of the garden,   he’d run at them and kick them in the face with those big back legs of his

Wendy:   Like thumper in the Disney film Bambi?

BGE: No.   Dave was really scary.   Now we’ve got cats coming in our garden.    No rabbit and my cat’s just died. (sigh)

 

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