streamlined

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Words of wisdom from  an almost stranger*.  A product designer gave me this little gem while discussing options for an upcoming Wendy House garden party:

Don’t be fooled into taking the shell off of your racing snails to make them more streamlined, all it does is make them more sluggish.

I am now planning to require that all the racing snails come with their own shells in place

* Past tips provided by Alan the hairdresser.   Lucia the hairdresser, an Essex girl, an anonymous  manicurist, a Jackson’s sales assistant, a bus stop philanthropist, a mini salesman, Windows Network Diagnostics, Flat Eric, a girl on a London commuter train, a Redmond based software developer and Reading Police.
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  1. Bux writes:

    Wendy, I now have some warped picture in my head of some Alice in Wonderland (or should that be Alice in Wendyland) type garden extravaganza.

    Hopefully the snails will have their own out-houses to avoid overly stressing your spigots.

    Tea-hee x

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    wendy writes

    Hare in the garden
    No white rabbit, but guests will be greeted by Ostara the black hare…

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