devour and dodge

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Last night I succumbed to a hedonistic Roquefort cheese devouring session, accompanied by a cheeky little Fitou ….mmmMMMmmmm…….

This helped produce a lovely dream, a relaxed family outing.

The dream turned lucid when I realised that my parents had driven my car without permission, into several walls, dodgem bumper car style. They blamed the car for poor usability.

Lucidity enabled me to fix the car promptly.

My parents are still the same.

rate wendys scribble

4 bits of lovely banter on “devour and dodge”

  1. nick writes:

    Poor usability? I like that, I’ll try it out sometime. “I have a complaint to make. This broccoli quiche has very poor usability. I’d like my money back.”

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    wendy writes

    in my dream you’d get your money back and a bonus prize too. Broccoli is indeed the spawn of something unspeakable and unusable!

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  2. Miss Scarlet writes:

    Could I have Lucidity’s number for when my car breaks down?
    SX

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  3. wendy writes:

    S x. Will do, but I should warn you that lucidity is in short supply and high demand, she’s quicker than the AA but difficult to find. W x

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