pour the Napoleon brand e

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Getting ready for Barcelona in October. How? Buying a light-weight rain jacket and some comfy sandals! This year I’ve been lucky enough to get an annual bonus so I’ve indulged myself with:

  1. Expensive “Ladies” Linen Barbour Jacket coated with a rough finish polyurethane. Essentailly a jacket that looks wet and has an over-priced classic British brand name. Almost Burberry. Does this make me a chav?
  2. Cheap black leather Sketchers’ “tone-up” sandals. The advertising bumf supplied by the manufacturer says that a clinical study (of 8 people) showed that there is significantly more muscle activity when walking in these compared to normal sandals. That activity will make my bum firmer. Well, there’s fancy foot-technology for you! If the previous purchase hasn’t qualified me as a chav, surely this one will?

These summer purchases will compliment my Ray Bans which are itching to be put in my Tumi Barcelona carry-on bag beside my elderly Animal washkit

If I haven’t already, I’m about to crash through the cusp of chavy. That’s the equivalent of Concorde breaking the sound barrier, only for Brand purchasing

Yeah Baby!

pour the Napoleon brand e
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3 bits of lovely banter on “pour the Napoleon brand e”

  1. Miss Scarlet writes:

    Welcome Wendy!
    Sx

    Tsk, I wanted that jacket, but had to make do with a ‘cheap’ imitation from Crew Clothing.

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  2. wendy writes:

    Scarlett, great to join you, to confess my adictions. You are THE brand interpretation expert.

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  3. wendy writes:

    Eagle Creak?
    Brand and clasps are weak
    My valuables
    are held by buckles

    😉

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