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skin sandpaperConcerns have been expressed about my well-being during my annual vacation Рthe Barcelona bumptiousness tour. This note should reassure and exfoliate all concerned people by detailing  recently aquired safety equipment to use on that holidee spree:

Kids factor 50 sunscreen – because my skin’s so youthful

Norwegian moisturiser – because my skin has Scandinavian origins

Sandpaper – to strip the surface layer of skin



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3 bits of lovely banter on “skinny”

  1. Scarlet writes:

    I use my stiff as boards towels to exfoliate… what use are the fluffy ones?



  2. wendy writes:

    chasing pigs, stiff towels, you lead a rugged and exciting life Ms. S. I suspect you eat porridge with salt for breakfast…



  3. nick writes:

    Very glad I’m not expected to expose silky, hairless legs to the world. That’s one chore I can forget about!



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