deconstructing Dr Who’s equipment
My mother’s elder brother-in-law, a 94 year old ballroom dancing Mason, brings a collection of origami animals to a House family meal:
Niece 92’s boyfriend: I can work out how it’s made, if I take it apart
Bros 57: Will you use a MaSonic screwdriver to take it apart?
Bros 62 and I laughed outselves off our chairs. The waiters hovered like vultures. We lost our Masonic uncle a couple of times that night, physically, mentally and metaphorically
Later that night I dreamt that Alan Bennet dropped by to sort us all out