out of the closet

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Cricket Jumperwendy: I’ve recently realised that I’m a cross-dresser

Spottydog: (laughs) are you serious? I’ve known that for ages!

wendy: well obviously I suspected, what with all the trousers and buying mens jumpers.  But I bought the jumpers because they’re virtually the same as the womens jumpers except they’re cheaper.  I thought I was just buying cheaper versions of girls clothes. But I’m not sure anymore. I think I might be a transvestite. Is a transvestite the same thing as a cross dresser?

Spottydog: does it matter?

wendy: well, I’d like to know what to say to people when I come out of the closet

Spottydog: you’re not in the closet

wendy: oh yeah…  ….do you like my new cricket jumper?  It’s to go with my kilt…

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2 bits of lovely banter on “out of the closet”

  1. Kay Guest writes:

    Now, you really shouldn’t let people know that the men’s sweaters or jumpers as you call them are cheaper! That should be a secret. I have known this for years. Also, if I buy a slightly feminine looking sweater for my husband, it will then become mine! I really am bad, I know.

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    wendy writes

    Kay, you so bad you good! Clothes sharing is excellent, I miss not having my brothers wardrobe nearby to dip into,… He once won a cross-dressing competition wearing my clothes… those were the days!

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