because my minutiae are fab
A selection of tweets you’ve missed because for some reason, that I haven’t quite fathomed, you’re not following my awesome self on twitter:
- Getting distracted from work by imagining the back stories to these requests for information http://www.whatdotheyknow.com
- Ready to date… ….Fig and walnut
- Defrosting archaic frdige. My hidden talents from the 1960’s are multitudinous
- “I can hear your voice like real in my head when I read the emails you sent me” But I’d never sent her any emails.
- My voice was captured by Cornish piskies. Negotiations for its return are ongoing. Inbetween floods.
- I washed my dreams in a hot white cycle. Distracted, I left them fermenting in the machine. Now a scent of garlic taints my aspirations