Aug 12 2008

I want Vista

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Reasons to retire Darling,  part 4

1. Increasing requirements to contact computer support services

2. I am developing obstreperous-w intolerance.

3. 8loody hail, breeding task manager

4. I WANT Vista

I’ve used a Vista machine and I love all the search-stuff (start menu, control-panel),   I no longer have to remember where I put things.

Its got a thing called ’snippit’ which takes pictures of what’s on your screen in a much easier way that control-print-screen,  open-paint,  then paste. 

It’s pretty! The computer I used running Vista is a rather ugly thing,  unlike Darling.  I want to marry the two,  prettiness of Darlings body-work with the human-memory-complimenting functionality of Vista.


Aug 03 2008

8loody hail, breeding task manager

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Reasons to retire Darling,  part 3

1. Increasing requirements to contact computer support services

2. I am developing obstreperous-w intolerance.

3. Generally increasing bizarre behaviours that do not actually require support calls because they are solved by reboots. 

In this example we see the results of my having hit control-alt-delete (CAD) in an attempt to get the task-manager so that I can Zap the program that for some reason is now using all my processing power….  nothing happened… then…   …I didn’t press CAD that many times,  its been breeding…

8loody hail, breeding task manager

 


Jul 16 2008

Darling’s double-you

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Darling and I have trouble communicating multiple U’s. Darling’s w-key is getting fussy about being pressed,  it requires twice the pressure of any other key before it ill register a letter.  The increasing dodgyness of the keyboard as one of the core early symptoms of Tinkerbell’s stealth senility and eventual NMI Parity death

After over 2 years of daily blogging and travelling all over the place (and Spokane) maybe Darling is seeking retirement perks.


May 11 2008

owning children

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viewer of my desktop background (vomdb):  are they yours?

Wendy: (?????) I took the picture

vomdb:  yes, but are they yours?

Wendy:  I don’t own the flats,  but they looked pretty in the sunset so I took a photograph of them

womdb:  are they your children playing football?

Wendy:  no,  but that’s my shadow behind the shadow of that tree


Dec 07 2007

EULAs

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An End User Licence Agreement (EULA) is the long legal agreement presented to you before you can use a specific software service.  Wikipedia says:

“The enforceability of an EULA depends on several factors, one of them being the court in which the case is heard. Some courts that have addressed the validity of the shrinkwrap license agreements have found some EULAs to be invalid…   … No Court has ruled on the validity of EULAs generally; decisions are limited to particular provisions and terms

I suspect that end users rarely read or,  and even more rarely, understand the implications of the EULA.  This undermines a EULAs validity beyond merely establishing a common-sensical understanding of software use.  I have no idea what a common-sensical understanding might be except perhaps privacy of the individuals’ information and the service providers intellectual property. I would value seeing an introduction of readable, understandable, short EULA’s.  Eulas that are actually designed to communicate to potential users rather than covering the legal-butt of the service providers. 

Given that the software providers MUST know that their users DO NOT READ and most likely DO NOT UNDERSTAND the provided EULA,  merely providing a requirement to accept before progressing is INSUFFICIENT safeguard for either the service provider of the user.  

A google search on the phrase “guidelines for producing understandable EULAs” did not find any such guidelines.  In my opinion the software and legal industries are morally obliged to produce short, succinct, clear EULAs otherwise a Nation’s court systems wealthy users will have to pay,  through expensive disputes,  to establish the precedents that may be limited to nation,  state, laws rather than developed for the general good of people who I suspect behaive in a consistent way when dealing with EULAs.  Less empowered people will pay through loosing their privacy and rights through lack of awareness of what the service is actually costing them.  Recently a friend on facebook invited me to join a group called ”Against Facebook integrity rape“.  The group’s point appeared more generic to EULA’s generically,  treating facebook as a specific case.  The group description says:

Automatically people who join facebook accept a 13-page legalcontract. This contract in short makes ALL your info, pictures and EVERYTHING you do on Facebook their property.
You don’t have to accept this. If enough people empty their photoalbums and only have a protest or nothing as profile photo, then perhaps they will react. Also if enough people join this group and mail Facebook that this slave contract isn’t OK that would help to keep pressure on them.

I chose not to join this group because I object to the groups unwise choise to use of the terms slave and rape to describe Facebook’s EULA agreement.  This choice under-emphasizes the extreme negative experience of slavery and rape, the absolute lack of free choice available to slaves,  in a EULA people have CHOSEN to publish information that could be used in (EULA detailed) ways that are more akin to the experience of THEFT than RAPE where there is no consent. Understanding how your information, writings, pictures, held by a service will or wont be subject to proliferation,  republishing etc is a fundamental civil rights issue that deserves the attention of people equipped to make good decisions on behalf of normal , click and explore rather than read essays, software users.

Why hasn’t it happened already?

Has it happened and I missed it?


Oct 19 2007

Darling’s cascading start menu

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Darling’s cascading start menu is

icky

because I have to be very dextrous with Darlings touchpad to pick the right item at the top-level, and it gets even more tricky to get the second level menu to stay there long-eough to get to a specific choice there.  I rarely manage to get to the third level,  at least not without buckets of tears. 

fabulous

because it holds long readable lists of all sorts of things that I could use.  They are hidden away until I click on whatever opens the menu and then I can see it all without clicking again.  No multiple clicks to see something, no digging around,  I can easily visually scan.  I virtually never go there, having these things hidden then scannable even when I get the impulse to run a quick disc defragmentation.  The cascade is works,  I really don’t want to have to remember where things are.

A couple of fellows compared web-based cascading menus,  with drop-down menus and in-page menus by timing people while they searched for things in them and asking them to rate their experience.   In-page navigation came out with the fastest-performance and being most liked.   Hoorah for inplace menus in web-pages.  Please don’t do that to Darling.  I defintiely would not like all of Darling’s start menu items on my desktop.  Quick access to my disk defragmenter and my control panel from my desktop is not really what I want.  I quite like them hidden away in the start menu. 

Darlings lovely cascading start menu,  you can see lots of things that I rarely use, all at once!:


May 09 2007

hot darling

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forty-first post in a Wednesday series detailing the etiology of  Wendy’s singleness.

Reason # 41:  hot darling

The virtues of darling are difficult to match:   

  • doesn’t sulk
  • no snoring at night
  • warms the bed for me
  • doesn’t frown when Flat Eric comes out to play  
  • is always awake in the morning to join me for a cup of tea 
  • is always awake at night when I get in to join me for a beer 
  • doesn’t drink, smoke, burp, diet, fart, dribble, wobble or watch TV
  • is an excellent source of navigational information especially when the GPS reciever is connected

Darling, ready for an early night with me:


Jul 03 2006

device drivers to distraction

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(extremely boring entry warning)

today I had to scan a copy of my new passport information for the US immigration people.  I haven’t used my scanner since Tinkerbell bit the dust.  Somewhere in the universe there is a CD that I should use to make my Canon scanner work with Darling.  Do I know where it is?  Um,  no,  Do I want to rummage through piles of user manuals and CD’s in some dark disorganised cupboard, err, no thanks.  I probably threw the CD away when recycling the original packaging,  I like to live ‘light’.  Below is a description of my punishment for trying to live light…… 

  1. plug scanner into one of Darling’s ample USB ports.  Little balloony-thing says new device detected and pops a wizardy thing asking me to either 
    • insert my CD 
    • search for the drivers on the internet 
    • browse to a folder that contains the drivers. 
  2. Search the internet.  Drivers not found.  Bollocks.
  3. Try a different USB port.  Drivers not found.  Bollocks.
  4. Find driver downloads on Cannon’s web page,  find the name of my scanner (on the scanner) and download the driver.  Didn’t read the instructions. Just clicked ‘download’ and ‘run’.  That should work.
  5. Unplug and replug the scanner.  Select manually point to a folder that contains the driver.  Darn,  I didn’t check where the download put it.  I’ll point to the windows folder,  its probably put there and its the default place being pointed to by the search anyway. Drivers not found.  Bollocks.
  6. Try a different USB port.  Drivers not found.  Bollocks.
  7. Go back to the Cannon download site and read the instructions.  I should have clicked on some “set-up.exe” once I’d done the download.  Bollocks.  Since I have no idea where the download went,  I download the drivers again and save them to my network drive with a sensible name rather than meaningless name that Canon has used.  Aha,  progress!  I run the set-up.exe. 
  8. Unplug and replug the scanner.  Select manually point to a folder that contains the driver.  Try to select the folder on my network drive.  But,  when I point at this folder the dialog wont let me select ‘OK’,  it only lets me point to the Windows folder.  Bollocks.
  9. Copy the downloaded folder into the windows folder,  run the set-up.exe again (just incase). Unplug and replug the scanner point to the folder containing the drivers.  Drivers not found Bollocksy-Bollocks.
  10. Make cup of tea.  Breath slowly and deeply.
  11. Open the device manager.  It shows my Scanner with a yellow exclamation mark over it - no drivers.  Right-click on this and select ‘update drivers’ get the same wizardy thing I’ve already tried 700x.  Point to the folder where I’ve downloaded the files.  Drivers not found Bollocksy-Bollocks with brass-knobs on. 
  12. Start pulling at my hair and take the swearing up a notch to ‘unpublishable’.
  13. Open the folder that I downloaded from Cannon,  notice there’s a second .exe in there that I haven’t yet clicked on.  Click on it.
  14. Unplug and replug the scanner.  The yellow balloony-thing this time includes the name of the scanner.  Hooray.  A dialogue pop’s up asking me what I want windows to do everytime I plug in this device,  it includes an option for running the ’scanner wizard’,  thankyou,  I’ll take that please.  Then I successfully scan my passport for the US immigration people.  Phew.

Rumour has it that Windows Vista will be hot on ‘plug and play’.  No more keeping old CD’s from device manufacturers with the device,  no more searching for and installing (or failing to) drivers from the device manufacturers website.  I hope.  Vista might just let me plug in my scanner and scan.  In the future normal people might not have to know about drivers to use their computers.

How sexy is that?   ooooooOOOOOoooo   :-)


May 06 2006

hunt the monitor

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oOo look: 

Darling's device manager says 3 monitors

Darling’s ‘Device Manager’ says she has 3 playful monitors!  I can only find one.  This baby is full of suprises,  I’ll keep looking for the other two… …maybe they’re disguised…


Apr 08 2006

drooling

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Darling’s inside casing is a light metalic pink.  Her touchpad is the same light metalic pink.  The gal not only has style she has 3 USB ports on her sides near the front.  Easy to plug-in and remove a mouse, music player,  camera,  or any other thing,  all at the same time!  Versatility with working well are so so so SEXY Oh!

Darling poses

 


Mar 31 2006

Start!

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60 mins:  drive to and from Fed-Ex.  Read Sony’s reassuring ‘we’ll help you when its bad‘ message on the box.  I hope its not a confidence vote in their equipment…

Returns and support information on Darlings box

5 mins:  to unpack the little beauty christened ‘Darling’ from her box of big open spaces.  Easy access packing,  nice work Sony! 

Darling in her box

0 minsRead the instructions, warranties, etc.  I don’t think so! I’ll leave that to Matrix (fluffball).  No 6-pack of CD’s? Tinkerbell came with CD’s for Windows, AOL, System Recovery, Antivirus and 5 times the wieght in documentation!

All the documentation that ccame with Darling - actually not that much!

5 mins:  plug everything in,  press the power button and wait to be asked all those IMPORTANT questions.  Wow,  so easy!

10 mins:  Say ‘Yes’ to WAY TOO MANY questions that are important to someone.  Not me.  It’s torture I tell you!  How can anyone seriously expect me to read this stuff?  I am much too excited….   Stop asking me questions and show me the goodies!

700000 minsBOOO!   Re-Start! mania.  EVERYTHING and their cousins twice-removed got ‘out of date’ while Darling waited for me in the Sony storehouse.  You know dates can be troublesome.  Then there’s my distaste for that sticky AOL thang.  It’s worth avoiding sticky-clinginess. These all told me to restart: 

  1. Windows Update 
  2. Office Update
  3. Norton Antivirus Live Update 
  4. AOL uninstall

Then you have to smile at the antispyware program that proudly announces it doesn’t require a reboot to get updated.  Well done antispyware program :-)

After much booting and geeking around Darling made the pinkier first step into the land of creative accessorizing, oh YES….

Darling and her travel case 


Feb 16 2006

Style challenged!

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This is the first-post I’ve written using this pretty template.  But the published bit looks different from the preview.  I’ve written to the template author for advice to see if she can help me make it look all pretty. 

 I suspect this ‘Error’ is the guilty culprit….  .do I want to run scripts?   Gosh,  that question probably doesn’t have a simple answer… …I’ll have a beer and contemplate researching it… …later

error message from template

W style-challenged


May 11 2005

Sensual Jargon: ‘Hot-desking’

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I recently read a description of something that I recognized as ‘Hot Desking”. It was summrised by the auther as using a “Hotspot”. “Hotspots” are normally advertised as places where you could get wireless internet connectivity for your Hand-held device (phone, pda). The description I’d read didn’t require wireless internet connectivity. Not a ‘hotspot’ as I understood it.

I then realized that I had not heard the phrase “Hot-Desking” since I arrived in the US. I searched the internet for the term to see what the search results implied. Sure enough, most of the web-sites were addressed with .co.uk at the end. This site describes the term: http://www.worldwidewords.org/turnsofphrase/tp-hot1.htm

Excerpt:

The name may derive from hot bunking, the name given to the sharing of sleeping space by sailors on watch in wartime, when as one went on watch another took his place.

I’ve inferred that the ‘hot’ probably comes from the likelihood that the bunk was still physically warm (hot?) when you got in it at the end of your watch from the body that just left the bunk to go on watch…. a pleasant (?) sensual experience.

This alone seemed weak evidence to determine if the phrase is UK (maybe, Europe) centric. I wandered into the office of a pretty young UK boy and asked him “what would you think of if I said Hot-desking?” He described the term as I understood it. I then wandered into the office of a pretty young US boy and asked him the same question.

He blushed, paused, then said “it depends what mood I’m in“. After I’d finished laughing and commenting on what a great answer that was, he said that he had no idea, he’d never heard the phrase before. I was impressed that he had risked a ”personnel’ violation (e.g. sexual harassment) by flirting with me. Flirting at work seems much more rare in the US than the UK. I took this as confirmation that the US do not use Hot-desking as a term. I then wandered into another colleagues office, described Hot-Desking and asked her if there was a word for it. She said, “yes, Hoteling

I concluded that Hot-Desking (UK) = Hoteling (US)

Personally I prefer the phrase with the sensual undertones and double entendre… …what can I say…

Wendy with hot-desk and so much more