scribbles tagged ‘insensitivity criminal’

Masa creed

Friday, November 27th, 2009 | tags: , , , ,  |

Saladin Citadel MosqueEgyptian guide (EG):   Saladin did one terrible thing which we cannot forget.   He masa creed 400 dinner guests

Wendy:   Killed 400 dinner guests?

EG:   yes

Wendy: I think you mean massacred not masa creed

EG:   the Americans say Masa creed

I  decided not to contradict her assertion of  how Americans pronounce ‘massacred’.  My role was only to ask questions, follow instructions  and make impressed noises.   For example,   she was the  director of where and when I could take photographs insisting that her prescribed locations were best.    She argued with me  if I chose not to  comply with her suggestions.    She told me to hurry up and move on when I decided to take photographs outside of her prescribed opportunities.

Luckily I’ve escaped from her clutches  to my friends home. My friend  knows  how to

  • ‘not know’
  • acknowledge her own linguistic and meaningful creativity
  • allow her guests to make thier own judgements (about where to take photographs)
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relationship parole completed

Monday, October 24th, 2005 | tags: , ,  |

I’m free!

Insensitivity criminal on the streets again!

W  

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Unrepentant insensitivity criminal

Sunday, August 28th, 2005 | tags: ,  |

Email from God? This should offend a few ‘religious’ people

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/137

Frog bashing? This should offend a few ‘Frog’ lovers and possibly Francophiles:

http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

W

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Well out of order

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 | tags: ,  |
While comparing ‘Dentist’ stories with a Canadian colleague I menitoned that a Dentist working for the UK "National Health Service’ had ‘told me off’ for
  1. causing a filling he’d placed 3 weeks earlier to fall out after only 2 days because I obviously hadn’t ‘bitten down’ properly on it during the original placement.
  2. crying when he subsequently gave me an injection to numb my mouth to replace the filling I’d recklessly dislodged.   It hurt.   I couldnt help the tears.
 
I told her that I felt the Dentists’ manner was
 
‘well out of order’
 
She  couldn’t supress her laughter…   ..then muttered an attempted imitation of the phrase in an English accent…     …I’ve found another insensitivity criminal!  
 
Hooray!
 
 
Wendy  insensitivity-criminal-sorority-member

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Fruit pun

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 | tags:  |

My friend’s blackberry… …jammed…

I laughed
Wendy repeat-offender
(insensitivity crimes)

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