When I notice getting tailored advertisements on websites, they’re normally for things I’ve already bought.
Internetty, you’re too late!
When I notice getting tailored advertisements on websites, they’re normally for things I’ve already bought.
Internetty, you’re too late!
(It’s not greased lightening, and mind you don’t get it in your eyes)
I need some plaster to deep fill my wrinkles but 10 ml won’t go far! It probably takes at least 24 hours to set too. The trouble is that I can only apply this by ‘Dabbing’ in the morning, no trowels allowed and no after lunch dabbing either. Only touch-ups during the day. Got that?
The UK advertising campaign is my main source of thinking it’s not meant for me. For example, in an advertising email Microsoft appears to be suggesting that Windows 8 has been designed for either:
I am neither of these things – but I can afford a decent personal computer, unlike many of the young people who can’t afford to leave home let-alone have a kiddy.
The promotional picture of the UK Windows 8 upgrade website is equally excluding me from its focus. Below we see what looks like a young family, a beardyman wearing pink corduroy flares, a woman with a strappy dress and a child with a big smile. They are all bravely ignoring the wind storm that is about to take down the palm trees in the background. Is this the Windows 8 user-group or representing their aspirations. I am very far from being either of these. I wonder if it’s Microsoft’s imagination of what they aspire to have their users be like. Tush. I can see I’m a disappointment to them – too old with insufficient babies.
Looks like my next computer will be the Nexus 7. Ironically, a friend who’s a recent mother is raving about how she can feed the baby with one arm while using the Nexus with the other….
I LOVE my plan.
Gosh, I’ve gone and gotten all happy and I haven’t even spent a penny yet!
I know which of the in-store laptops were most appealing and an online search found that even the manufacturers refurbished version was £200 more than the instore model I’d seen, and that was BEFORE the £150 cash-back trade-in on my ‘old’ laptop.
All the online versions were not only more expensive, they were quoting a 3 week delivery period, what’s up with that?! Walking out of a store with a laptop under my arm is the cheapest and quickest option! Thomas and I roll up at PC world who are selling the Acer Aspire 3 for near £200 less than thier ‘Currys’ store. Oddly, Currys had a price match promise – but why buy more expensive and have to claim the money back in a price match within the same company – BONKERS!
I rarely go into M&S. This window display is a prime example of why. The slogan says “the best of British style” the mannequins are wearing shades of biege jumpers, denim and undistinctive footwear. Neither classic, exciting, country, or any kind of combination that could really be described as style except perhaps ‘comfortably numb’.
Poor show M&S
I’m confident that British styling can do a whole lot better!
For years I’ve been asking, but Facebook ignores me. Facebook is targeting advertising and I have set my gender to female so I must be in need of getting thinner because no type of thin is going to be thin-enough for an industry that feeds on the image of women as childlike (small and hairless) sexual objects.
It’s a good job I’m stubborn and opinionated otherwise I’d just cry and diet myself into an early grave because happiness cannot be found in a diet and the pressure to diet wont stop because I get thinner.
Attempting to conform to current femininity fashions such as displaying large breasts is both
The UK for-profit organisation that supplied most of the PIP breast enlargement implants (made from industrial grade silicon) does not have the resources to rectify it’s mistake by removing the 14,000 implants and ‘reconstructing’ the deformed breasts. The NHS will not remove implants until after they have malfunctioned. That means that they will wait until the woman is injured before they will take safety surgery – they will not repair, they will just remove the leaking implant.
The mainstream media covers this from a ‘faulty goods’ supplied perspective, acknowledging that the recipients of PIP implants are experiencing distress and pain and that PIP was naughty for breaking the law and not using medical grade silicon. None of the mainstream media I’ve found has dared to comment on the socio-cultural environment that first drove these women to choose the physical pain and risk of major surgery to change thier bodies. This is a critical causal precursor for the existence of an industry that makes money out of mutilating women, a critical part of the story. Removing this industry would remove the possibility of faulty goods in the first place – remove the pain and the risk.
Meanwhile, the internet provides alternative news style stories, for example, The London Feminist refers to the illegal practices of the Harley Medical group and how they explicitly leverage (illegal) advertising to promote their for-profit services. It’s good to find intelligent, well researched, alternative news stories but sad that feminist perspectives rarely seep into mainstream media storylines
Today this tragedy, one of many perpetuated against women, leaves me feeling:
The flashing fairy lights above her head revealed a deep pink highlight to her long, gently curling, raven hair. Watching her unnatural colours in the flashing light had a fascinating quality like watching the flames in an open fire. Her dress was the uniform of the masses of young girls I see in the shopping centres – a hint of a skirt from which emerge thick black tights tucked into biege Ugg boots
She held the kitchen party’s conversational court. Either side stood a woman at least twice her age oriented towards her as-if basking in the glow from the jewels of pink light reflected from her hair. I resisted the temptation to curtsey as I moved forward to introduce myself to the group. Once introductions were finished she continued to chatter vivaciously
girl: In our new house we’ll need a small room that’s just for my clothes – a walk in wardrobe really. I’ve got 70 pairs of shoes
I AM a girl!
wendy (dumbstruck, then): in a whole year you only need wear the same pair of shoes 7 times, at that rate, they will last for years!
girl (proudly): oh yes! I started work at a fashion house in London 2 months ago and I haven’t worn the same pair of shoes twice yet
wendy (trying not to sound sarcastic): a fashion house? that does sounds stylish, what exactly do you do there?
girl: I’m an events coordinator, basically its about making a fuss, I make sure that the fuss happens at the right time and place
wendy: are you looking for a place to store your shoe collection in London?
girl: yes, I went to cheltenham college. I just love cheltenham, but it’s too far away from London to commute
wendy: Is London an expensive place to live?
girl: Mummy’s buying the house, aren’t you mummy? so it’s quite cheap really
If she was any less sincere she’d be auditioning for a lead part in Absolutely Fabulous
Whenever I work with a company for the first time I spend some time getting to know the public face of the company by looking at:
On one of these forays I read this in a job description
“A pragmatic realist, rather than methodology evangelist outgoing, confident, enthused energetic”
I read this job description statement as actually saying
“don’t tell us how to do things well, just get on with what we told you to do, don’t complain and look happy while you’re doing it”
This didn’t sell the job to me…
Facebook is determined to suggest that I buy high healed shoes, loose weight and look younger. Sometimes all 4 advertisements are about weightloss. I always mark them as offensive because I have a healthy weight and lack of obsession with dieting.
Perhaps facebook should include BMI (Body Mass Index) as a field in people’s personal information so that it doesn’t irresponsibly promote dieting to people who are underwieght.
As you’ve probably noticed, I am repeatedly annoyed by the fact that Facebook perpetually ignores my responses to the controls it provides for rating these adverts. I tell facebook that I find dieting, and female conformity (make-up etc) advertisements offensive. What’s the point of asking me if they are going to ignore my responses. Given that they ignore my feedback the adverts feel like harrassment.
Visitors to earth from planet Wendy see the marketing of high healed shoes as institutionalised violence, targeting females. For some inexplicable reason hobbling, the risk of broken ankles, is an attractive female characteristic.
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
The majority of females are complicit in perpetuating this violence. Visitors from planet Wendy are baffled by this complicity. Visitors keep their befuddlement under their stylish hats lest they cause offense, identifying themselves as targets for the near ubiquitous, rigorous enforcement regime.
What shoes should I wear to demonstrate my lack of complicity without attracting non-compliance social penalties? My tastes rarely coincide with high street fashion. My criteria for yesterday’s shoe purchase trip, in priority order, were
I’ve wanted a pair of red shiny, low-heal, soft soled shoes ever since I first read the Wizard of Oz. This pair of Kansas hoppers closed the deal in the time it took to try them on. I only visted 2 shops, RESULT! All my criteria filled and MORE!
Waiting decades before finally meeting these shoes adds a special relish to our union
Unwrap the Edam, the cheese is on me!
Do they mean 1 to 1 equivance? – Truth quite literally is beauty , nothing else is beauty, only truth.
Or are they talking about Truth being a subset of Beauty? – all that is true is beautiful and some other things are beautiful too.
Probably the latter, nonetheless I became more than a bit confused by the company slogan and name. Can you become more truthful through liberal application of cosmedicine. Is cosmedicine, medicine, with a cosmetic effect. Is this cosmetic effect what is needed to obtain beauty, and therefore (possibly) truth?
Why isn’t the home office puchasing this in bulk and applying it to all convicted fraudsters? It’s probably cheaper than housing them in the penal system.
Headless mannequins seemingly move towards you in a manner yet more creepy than the infamous Jackson’s mannequins
In the first Elizabethan era the fashion was to dress children in miniature forms of adult clothing. With heads still attached, though Liz’s dad was keen on perpetuating headlessness
Since then, the English fashions for dressing children have varied greatly. But generally there has been a clear distinction between styles for different age groups. Youngsters are dressed distinctively. You could tell the age of a child by the clothes they wore. It looks like this dress fashion is beginning to follow the theme of the first Elizabethan period, dress children as mini-adult and
The TV is brimming with commercials for perfume occassinaly pausing for a Drama show, Quiz show or the chat show that hangs on to the old school branding of ‘the news’. The commercials all seem to contain
I’m looking forward to when someone innovative and brave steps away from the formula. Lets see some wrinklies wielding power-tools in a well lit garden shed.
‘Eaue de Woodshed‘ bought to you by the gardner and Black and Decker.
Hoorah, I’d consider dousing my skin in that!
Walking to the train station I watch the car drivers sat in the rush hour traffic jams.
Mainly men in executive accessory cars. The BMW’s drivers wearing reflective wrap-around sunglasses as the drizzle obscures the light. Most of the cars are single occupancy. I see a few girls driving older, smaller cars.
On the train station I see this advert. A subtler form of the classic 1970′s advertising. The girl isn’t wearing a bikini and isn’t draped across the bonnet in high heeled red shoes. It feels like the world is stepping backwards to those 1970 values covering them in the gloss of a slightly different spin. I might have aspired to owning an Alfa Romeo if they hadn’t irritated me with this advertising campaign.
Why even try to sell new cars to girls when they can’t get the jobs to afford such expensive products. Adverts for men where girls are little more than entertainment and adornment. Popular TV programmes promote girls in this secondary role, reinforcing looking good, marrying well. I mourn the optimism of the 1980′s when for a few years I believed that things were changing for the better.
If you ignore details like during a job interview I was asked if I was sleeping with one of my job referees because the reference was so good. Obviously it couldn’t be accurate…. I didn’t get offered the job, my references were suspiciously good…
Or there was when I took my car into a garage to be serviced in 1993 and they asked me when my husband would be turning-up to pay for the service. Sigh. I guess things never really did change and I’m just staying sane by living in a dream world…
According to a UK Nivea TV advert 77% of women feel sexier when their armpits are shaved.
Hooray for the 33% 23% who do not derive their sense of sexiness from increasing their physical similarity to pre-pubescent children.
Sheffield city centre on a cold, wet March evening hosted this advert, selling shorts.
Pressumably the advertisers believe there is something in this image that will make women want to buy their product. Something aspirational and attractive in this image? The unusual placing of the arms, the lack voluptuousness? The image firth made me want to cry with pain then scream with anger. I wonder why the advertisers didn’t try adding the humour with a topical retro 1970′s theme and spread her across the bonnet of a sports car implying if she purchased these shorts she could get fucked by men who can afford a good sports car.
Oftentimes it feels like the 21st century redefinition of feminism is an appropriation of examples of freedom of choice that in actuality maintain the role of women as slaves.
I have old lady
I wonder what comes next…
Words of wisdom from an almost stranger*. In this case a marketing manager:
if you’ve recieved bad service, just mention that you are a marketing manager with friends in the press, your service will improve
I’ll definitely consider using a realistic variation on this tip, should the circumstances arise.
There is a branding, marketing, styling opportunity in the tea-cosey market which is woefully or wonderfully underdeveloped depending on your perspective. This collection didn’t prompt me to part with £5.37
My main tea-cosey was hand-made by my talented sister-in-law. My name is sewn on the inside incase a moment of scattiness leads to my losing it (the tea cosey). It fits on my head as snug as a custom-made hat. That kind of personal tailoring does take some beating and these shop displayed tea coseys just aren’t up to par.
Despite complaints, this advertising was passed by the advertising standards association as
Apparently, advertising campaigns that are aimed at excluding women, portraying women as trying to be men, are not demeaning to women. Insipid Missive provides a thorough collection of comments describing the history and arguments for the campaign with a couple of comments against.
I wonder if Nestle are planning to release a version in white chocolate and advertise it as ‘not for niggers’ with advertisements showing people of colour called Winston having trouble pronouncing the English words and difficulty removing the wrappers, then defending the campaign as so obviously not true that its actually funny. It would probably improve their sales to the BNP.
hmmmmm…. …my cunning plan to avoid stains and purchasing products (an iron and stain-removing chemicals) is to avoid ironing anything!
Hurrah for wrinkles!
Not natural, arguably not beautiful and definitely not with a feather as implied by the imagery in this advert. According to this advert natural beauty without surgery can be achieved by the injection of long lasting stuff. Surely this is an abuse of even the 1968 trade’s descriptions act?
To achieve naturalness you need injections?!
If the woman pictured in this advert is an exemplar of naturalness you also need lots of product such as dark eye-shadow, mascara, lipstic, hair-dye, with some additional refinements in the form of eyebrow plucking, dental adjustments and airbrushing.
Burn me as a witch for saying it, but I’d much rather wrinklefest without layers of product on my skin and hair however ‘unnatural’ that might be.
When you long for the-day-after-a-night-in-the-pub smokey scent in your hair,
Try the new tobacco scented shower gel
you know it makes scents.
Not a euphemism for light sabres.
Also known in the US as ‘Energy bars’. Not a way of describing the throughput of electricity to an electronic device.
High sugar-content (energy) biscuits in a bar shape marketed in the US as a lifestyle accessory for highly active people (Walkers, cyclists, etc). Similar products in the UK appear to be marketed as breakfast bars and stocked next to the breakfast cereals in supermarkets. I suspect they are breakfast replacements for fast-moving executives, children and aspiring anorexics.
I’m trying a few as possible lifestyle accessories for my GREEK SAILING HOLIDAY. Huuuuurrrraaaahhhhh!
A local Holland and Barratt shop lured me in with this ‘Love bar’. I subsequently discovered that the advertising is naughty because Gillian McKieth cannot legally call herself a Doctor in the UK. Her Dr. qualification is reportedly from a correspondence course with a non-acredited US University. The Guardian reported on her naughty non-truths and misleading product information back in 2007. In 2008 she’s still using the title Dr. on product packaging and making questionable claims about their ‘health’ impact…