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alan’s tips

Friday, January 9th, 2009 | tags: , ,  |

Words of wisdom from a  specialist*.   This tip is bought to you courtesy of Dr. Wendy myself:

 

The makers of squeeze out of a bottle marmite have sacrificed the original flavour for a reduction in the viscosity levels that can rip the surface off your toast.

 

I haven’t worked out if I want spreadability or original flavour, currently I’m using the original unspread in clumps on my toast.

 

 

*  past tips provided by Alan the hairdresser.   Lucia the hairdresser, an anonymous  manicurist and Reading Police

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marmite binge

Thursday, November 27th, 2008 | tags: , ,  |

Marmite on toastThe strangest things can happen to an unaccompanied girl,

of an evening,  

in Reading.

Marmite binge is just one hazard that effects even the most un-pregnant of people.

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