The snow is disappearing to the sound of modern English’s optimistic little ditty. This song came to my attention on a compilation audio tape cassette that Bambi used as part of his courting ritual.
In the 80’s I used to cut the shoulderpads out from new clothes. This fashion-subversive act enabled me to avoid looking like a cast extra from Dynasty, Falconcrest, Dallas, or an aspiring USA football team member.
Apparantly the shoulder-pad look is returning. There are rumours that The John Lewis Partnership (JLP) haberdashery department has recently sold-out of shoulder pads.
In my day, before personal cell phones, there would be one phone in any household, if you were Lucky. All incoming calls came through this one, shared, phone. In our house the parents answered the phone until, as teenagers, our friends started to call us (rather than their parents calling our parents).
Shared phone
Skillfullly avoiding parental or sibling interview of people calling-in was tricky. It is a skill today’s youngsters have not had to learn. The role of phone sanitizers has also been reduced by the relative lack of phone sharing. I can’t remember the last time I called a number then asked ‘Is [name] there?‘
Due to temporary failure of satelite connections the BBC announced that they were sorry for the interuption in our reception of thier programming.
In my day the BBC used a collection of strangely engaging short media clips to entertain viewers during program interruption, called ‘interludes’, accompanied by classical music. These media clips included watching a potter potting, a spinner spinning (wool, not exercise) and the slightly more cute kitten-playing:
In December 1981 most of the 1000 or so pupils turned up at my school during the snowy week, only a few teachers managed to get to school.
SLACKERS!
The story was very similar to the current snow-stopped-school. Except that the current snow brings the country to a standstill crisis because parents are having to stay at home to look after their kids, in 1981 the kids stayed at the closed school and thrashed the proverbial ski-pants of each other.
In 1981 the few, local, teachers who turned-up organised mass snowball fights between academic years. In this photo the 3rd year students on the right hand side are advancing on the 2nd year students who are bravely running away to the left.
RUNAWAY!
The third year won thier foray. I was in the 6th form. The 5th year thoroughly squished snow down our necks, up our not insubstantial noses and in our pants, jolly good fun it was too. Hot scrumpy all round, Hoorah!
In 1978 I was witnessing the dramatic emotional rollercoaster’s and soap operas stories of my friends while they discovered ‘going out’ with each other. Fascinating. Tearful toilet consultations, betrayals in the school playground, ambushing at the school gates, but worst of all for me – underwear became important. One girlfriend took me aside to provide worldly advice on behalf of my concerned girlfriends. The advice was:
Wendy, you really should wear a bra, they look a disaster
At home I asked mum ‘can I have a bra?’, ‘yes dear, if you want’. Gosh that was easy. We went to the localM&S where they measured the relevant pasts of my body and I tried on several ‘‘training’ bras. Training because evidently I needed to practice bra wearing skills. Even the smallest training bra was less that half empty on me. It seemed silly, mum and I persisted in this pubescently significant purchase, neither of us overtly questioning the need. I wore the elasticated mini-monstrosity to school. At school the straps were twanged by all sundry as we moved between classes. I didn’t wear it again. ‘Disaster’ was a less painful experience than strap-twang-burns Ever since then I have regularly failed carefully provided training-to-be-female exercises.
Jilted John sang Jilted John the ‘B’ side was ‘going steady’ (with Susan)
The small ceremony of playing a vinyl Long Playing (LP) record has been temporarily lost from the Wendy House. Below are the Dr. Wendy recommended steps taken to play a vinyl LP*:
select the record, review the cover-art and song listing for each side.
select a side to play based on personal taste or consultation with people in the room
Tip the album cover slightly with one hand to slide the LP from the cover into the other hand
Place the cover on a surface near the record deck
Slide the record from its protective sleeve taking particular care not to touch the grooves
Place the sleeve on top of the record cover
hold the LP up to the light and check there are no large visible scratches that might interfere with the quality of your listening experience
Place the LP on the turn-table with the side to be played facing the ceiling, the hole in the centre of the vinyl over the peg in the centre of the turntable
select the turntable speed by turning the switch to the slowest speed, 3rd position, 33rpm, the switch should make a pleasing clunking noise with any position change
Postion your body so that you have a good view of the position of the expensive diamond needle above the outside grooves of the record
Lift the record-player arm and move it towards the record edge it where it can gently drop onto the outside rim or the record, or between tracks if not playing the whole side
Pick-up the LP, album, cover and sleeve to review and admire their art work and content
Start bouncing around, waving your arms and singing
Laugh as any nearby cats run for cover
There is a risk that I may purchase a turntable this year in order to recapture this meditatively pleasurable ceremony wth my small collection of 200 or so pre-1986, rarely played, vinyls.
* Singles and 78’s both have subtle yet significant variations on the above ceremony.